Californian driving schools must use the same instruction manuals as French ones! Driving in France is full of trepidation, even in rural areas they think that getting as close to your boot is a necessary requirement, along with pulling in (after overtaking) as close to your bonnet as they can possibly get, perhaps there is a prize for these idiotic manoeuvres? As for speed limit signs, I don't think they understand that they are indeed speed limit signs, maybe they think that they are placed there merely for decoration peut être? Mind you, having said that, driving in the UK is quickly becoming like The Fast and the Furious framchise these days!
Yeah, I suspect the French can give the Californians a run for their money when it comes to driving... I have very un-fond memories of trying to navigate around Paris in a car!
I have been phobic about driving since I was a teen, a problem compounded by totalling my mum's car just a few weeks after passing my test. I gave up driving altogether for the same reason as you – you don't need it in Sydney, Cardiff, Cleveland OH, or London. (And when I did need it, in Sheboygan, WI, taxis existed).
Back in 2007, my husband learnt that hard way that you don't let the non-driver plan the route as we drove from Cologne to Bologna over two weeks on a trip that came to be titled Driving Miss Lazy. Moving to the US, I discovered that even functional road trips, Wisconsin to Dallas to see family, are fun if you plan your overnight somewhere interesting. Although I also discovered that Americans don't mess about when they name winter storms, and that driving home through Winter Storm Goliath was very definitely a Bad Idea.
Road trips in the UK just aren't the same, not least because if you drive for 18 hours you're either lost or you end up falling off the edge of the island.
Very true about the UK... either you've driven off the island, got stuck in traffic for 17.5 hours, or you'll be in Russia. And also true about the overnight stays... though we've been here long enough now that we've got our road legs and don't regard the 320 miles to LA as unfeasibly long, we still prefer to break the journey...
My sense of scale got blown out of the water by living in Australia when I was 18/19, so when I got to the US I was all, "Oh, it's an 18 hour drive? That cool."
In comparison, the UK now feels teeny tiny. Like, how is Bristol only 1.5 hours away? 1.5 hours doesn't even get you to Milwaukee from Chicago.
Thoroughly enjoyed this. Once again, I feel you've made a rod for your own back because, as a paid subscriber, I now require you to write monthly travelogues from around thew world.
Wonderful post. Counter-coincidentally I went to collect my daughter from the airport this week to start sixth form after she’s been two years away (summers with me). I found the drive there oddly disconcerting, maybe because I left at about 4am and the A303 is a weird road. Journey home was great and I’m still beaming to have her back.
Your road trip sounds fabulous. Looking forward to your future posts and sending love and regards to you and family.
“The West is the best,” sang one of my more beautiful heroes, and if he was singing about road trips, he was right. From my first trip up highway 1 from Orange County to Davis, exploring Sant Cruz for the first time (Berkeley felt like my school, but Santa Cruz my city even then), I have never had a dud in the Western states. Some relative disasters, part of the unbidden of any good road trip, but so much pleasure! Glad that you two felt that too, and welcome back!
Thank you! And yes, I honestly don't think there's a better country for long road trips... there's just so much to see, and such variety... I'm kinda itching to get back on the road now, to be honest ;-)
I've been reading my way through your back catalog this summer, so the petroglyph picture made me think of The Anomaly. :-)
I always think I want to take side roads and stop to check out random pretty rocks, but when it actually comes to travel my anxiety takes over and I feel like I just need to get to the destination as quickly as possible. Maybe I need to plan a road trip where meandering is the point.
I feel you on the needing-to-get-there thing... I have a touch of that too. Luckily my wife is very much of the school of wanting to stop every few miles. Somewhere in between is the perfect combination ;-)
So much of this resonated: the only child empty nest (9 years ago for us, not quite over it), the area (we live in Colorado, son went to college here and now lives in California, so we’ve leisurely driven every possible route between Denver and Pasadena) staying in so many places along the way. If you love hot springs, add Avalanche Ranch (also near Glenwood) to one of your trips. The first time my now Californian son saw me drive out there, he shook his head sadly and said, “Mom, let’s face it: you’re way too nice to drive in California.” I took it as a compliment. Good luck to you and your wife on the adjustment.
Thank you. Yeah, it definitely feels weird. I think we actually passed Avalanche Ranch — I recognize the name, and thank you for the tip. There's so many potential routes... feels like we've barely scratched the surface. And that comment about your driving is a DEFINITE compliment as far as I'm concerned!
Wow - sounds like Californians and Boston drivers have a lot in common! And I *want* that bumper sticker...
Welcome home, you guys. What a journey. Hugs.
Thank you :-)
Lovely writing! And Roadtrip are the best.
They really are :-)
Californian driving schools must use the same instruction manuals as French ones! Driving in France is full of trepidation, even in rural areas they think that getting as close to your boot is a necessary requirement, along with pulling in (after overtaking) as close to your bonnet as they can possibly get, perhaps there is a prize for these idiotic manoeuvres? As for speed limit signs, I don't think they understand that they are indeed speed limit signs, maybe they think that they are placed there merely for decoration peut être? Mind you, having said that, driving in the UK is quickly becoming like The Fast and the Furious framchise these days!
Yeah, I suspect the French can give the Californians a run for their money when it comes to driving... I have very un-fond memories of trying to navigate around Paris in a car!
Extremely stress -inducing.. even thinking about it! 😳🥴
I have been phobic about driving since I was a teen, a problem compounded by totalling my mum's car just a few weeks after passing my test. I gave up driving altogether for the same reason as you – you don't need it in Sydney, Cardiff, Cleveland OH, or London. (And when I did need it, in Sheboygan, WI, taxis existed).
Back in 2007, my husband learnt that hard way that you don't let the non-driver plan the route as we drove from Cologne to Bologna over two weeks on a trip that came to be titled Driving Miss Lazy. Moving to the US, I discovered that even functional road trips, Wisconsin to Dallas to see family, are fun if you plan your overnight somewhere interesting. Although I also discovered that Americans don't mess about when they name winter storms, and that driving home through Winter Storm Goliath was very definitely a Bad Idea.
Road trips in the UK just aren't the same, not least because if you drive for 18 hours you're either lost or you end up falling off the edge of the island.
Very true about the UK... either you've driven off the island, got stuck in traffic for 17.5 hours, or you'll be in Russia. And also true about the overnight stays... though we've been here long enough now that we've got our road legs and don't regard the 320 miles to LA as unfeasibly long, we still prefer to break the journey...
My sense of scale got blown out of the water by living in Australia when I was 18/19, so when I got to the US I was all, "Oh, it's an 18 hour drive? That cool."
In comparison, the UK now feels teeny tiny. Like, how is Bristol only 1.5 hours away? 1.5 hours doesn't even get you to Milwaukee from Chicago.
Or in the U.K. you've travelled about 35 miles at 1mph and are still on the M3
Thoroughly enjoyed this. Once again, I feel you've made a rod for your own back because, as a paid subscriber, I now require you to write monthly travelogues from around thew world.
Don't threaten me with a good time ;-)
Sold, Julian. I think this would be a very good idea.
looking forward to the road trip novel in about 4 years time.
Ha :-) Looking back, most of the novels either have a road trip in them or were inspired on one...
Wonderful post. Counter-coincidentally I went to collect my daughter from the airport this week to start sixth form after she’s been two years away (summers with me). I found the drive there oddly disconcerting, maybe because I left at about 4am and the A303 is a weird road. Journey home was great and I’m still beaming to have her back.
Your road trip sounds fabulous. Looking forward to your future posts and sending love and regards to you and family.
Thank you! And how nice to have your daughter back... I hope she enjoys the sixth form!
Glad you enjoyed the trip! Let's get together for beers sometime next week and compare road trip notes.
Sounds good!
I want to go on a big american road trip now.
Do it! I want to go on another one and I've only been back a few days ;-)
I’ll bring the snacks. Where are we going? 😁
“The West is the best,” sang one of my more beautiful heroes, and if he was singing about road trips, he was right. From my first trip up highway 1 from Orange County to Davis, exploring Sant Cruz for the first time (Berkeley felt like my school, but Santa Cruz my city even then), I have never had a dud in the Western states. Some relative disasters, part of the unbidden of any good road trip, but so much pleasure! Glad that you two felt that too, and welcome back!
Thank you! And yes, I honestly don't think there's a better country for long road trips... there's just so much to see, and such variety... I'm kinda itching to get back on the road now, to be honest ;-)
I've been reading my way through your back catalog this summer, so the petroglyph picture made me think of The Anomaly. :-)
I always think I want to take side roads and stop to check out random pretty rocks, but when it actually comes to travel my anxiety takes over and I feel like I just need to get to the destination as quickly as possible. Maybe I need to plan a road trip where meandering is the point.
Arches park made me think of THE ANOMALY TOO!
I feel you on the needing-to-get-there thing... I have a touch of that too. Luckily my wife is very much of the school of wanting to stop every few miles. Somewhere in between is the perfect combination ;-)
Glad you’re back. Let’s catch up this weekend. And I miss the cats.
:-)
Just realised it's you! Yes! Let's text. Tomorrow?
So much of this resonated: the only child empty nest (9 years ago for us, not quite over it), the area (we live in Colorado, son went to college here and now lives in California, so we’ve leisurely driven every possible route between Denver and Pasadena) staying in so many places along the way. If you love hot springs, add Avalanche Ranch (also near Glenwood) to one of your trips. The first time my now Californian son saw me drive out there, he shook his head sadly and said, “Mom, let’s face it: you’re way too nice to drive in California.” I took it as a compliment. Good luck to you and your wife on the adjustment.
Thank you. Yeah, it definitely feels weird. I think we actually passed Avalanche Ranch — I recognize the name, and thank you for the tip. There's so many potential routes... feels like we've barely scratched the surface. And that comment about your driving is a DEFINITE compliment as far as I'm concerned!
I love a road trip! Your piece has me jonesing for another! We drove to Glacier National Park once and it was memorable.
Glacier Park's long been on my list... and honestly, i feel like just loading the car up again and getting back on the road...
And those California drivers weren’t born here or raised by humans…
Possibly both ;-)